There are Plenty of Single Men Out There
Posted on February 14th, 2008 by Sterkworks
I’ve been with my company about seven years. The man who delivers the mail, six months. It took him the first five and a half months to stop thinking I was married.
Today I wore red, and as he stood by me in a hallway, I jokingly told him I wore it because maybe I would get lucky later today. His response, almost in a “you are as old as my mom but I like you and so should others” kind of way said, “There are plenty of single men out there.”
“Yes there are.” But what I wanted to say, was that if they are non-Mormon, a Democrat, make more money than me, have a 401(k) account, like sushi, don’t drive a Hummer, have or like kids, and have C-cup breasts and a vagina, I would love to meet them.
Filed under: Humor, Lesbian, Place d'employ
I’m pretty sure a man with C-cup breast and a vagina is called something else.
It was nice to meet you today!