The Rev. Jesse Jackson Might be Gay
The Rev. Jesse Jackson was recently “outted” my a microphone that he thought was off. The mic was running, as was the camera, and in a kudos move to Fox news, they showed the footage later that night on the O’Reilly Factor.
Speaking about the next president of the United States, Jackson stated, “I wanna cut his nuts off.” Now first of all, I am not an expert on the male anatomy. But for Jackson to get access to our future POTUS’s nuts, wouldn’t Jackson need to take a firm hold of future POTUS’s penis? Wouldn’t he have to take a firm grip on that penis, position it appropriately, get it in just the right position before he did the “dirty deed?” Isn’t that what gay men do? Jackson is gay. He just doesn’t know it yet.
And then what was Jackson going to do with those nuts? Keep them in a baggie in the freezer so he could bring them out for future use when he needed some mental stimulation? Sell them on eBay? Make rocky mountain oysters out of them? Who knows.
And by the way, what kind of Christian, a REVEREND none-the-less, wants to cut off someone’s nuts? Jackson should have been Jewish. At least that way he could collect foreskins.
Maybe he was trying to say that he wants to harvest POTUS’s walnut tree… no? Alright, then he’s gay.
I don’t subscribe to Twitter so I can’t leave this comment on the mini-blog where it should go but just FYI - alcohol consumption interfers with B12 absorption. Yeah I know, I know - how much does that suck? It could potentially make you feel exponentially better though if you cut out the wine for a few months (backing away quickly before your foot connects with my behind…..)…….
@Sandy Thanks for the info. I will give that a shot. I specifically asked both my neurologist and my internist if I should quit drinking wine and/or coffee and they both said no. Weird, huh?
I don’t know about gay, but the Reverend Jackson is one of those most directly responsible for keeping racism alive into the 20th and 21st centuries. We may have gotten past it by now if it weren’t for people like him.
Definitely weird - esp. for the neurologist to say that…I’m a PA student in Boston and we are taught that alcohol interfers with B12 absorption (and our neuro prof was a little insane about it)….well at the very least you can cut it out and see how it makes you feel - give it at least a few weeks though. You can always go back to it! Good luck! Btw the Pride ring story completely cracked me up