Proof that God Doesn’t Exist
Yes my Atheist friends, I finally have proof that God doesn’t exist. I discovered the proof in my backyard BBQ this afternoon. Obviously I have not been cooking outdoors enough this summer.
If God is all wise, all knowing, and all of everything else, he surely wouldn’t have invented hornets. Not a wise move. Hornets suck. I hate hornets. Bees are cute and useful. Hornets are ugly and annoying and a nuiscance. So God wouldn’t have invented hornets, so there must be no God.
Then again, I hate grasshoppers and a wise God wouldn’t have invented them either. Maybe I am wrong, because I haven’t seen a grasshopper in probably ten years. Maybe God smite them with AIDS and killed them off after he realized the error of his ways. A flip flopping God. I can handle that. Now just flip flop on the hornets and get rid of them too.
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Amen to that. I have proof also.. flies. Enough said.
God made grasshoppers so Jesus could eat them.
And by “Jesus” I mean “me”. And by “eat them” I mean “masturbate.”
And by “grasshoppers” I mean “porn”.
@Ben I think I need to eat more.
Amen to that!!!