Non-Mormon lesbians rock your world and your bed.
I do marketing. So of course, I am always thinking about website structure, keyword optimization, linkage (that kinda sounds dirty), and the such. So today I talked with a friend about the ways she optimizes her blog so more people can find and read it.
My problem is I have no real theme to my blog. She does. I usually write about four or five things. Her suggestion for a new title is: STERKWORKS | Non-Mormon lesbians rock your world and your bed.
I like the non-Mormon thing, because it is indeed a pleasure being a non-Mormon and living in Utah. I’m just a little stuck on the lesbian thing. I reviewed my day to find out if there was anything “lesbian-ish” about it. It is a pretty lame list, but here is it is:
- Left a message on my sister’s work phone, “Yo, its the lesbo, call me.”
- Confided in a friend that a colleague of ours could not possibly be a lesbian because her fingernails are too long.
- At lunchtime, expressed my overwhelming desire for meat, which made all of my friends howl. I then complicated the issue by saying, “No, the ‘flesh’ kind.”
- Left another message on my sister’s work phone, “Hey, call the carpet muncher.”
- Re-attached the Human Rights Campaign sticker to my car’s rear window.
- Debated whether or not I could cancel Showtime without seeing the season finale of the “L Word.”
See? No bed rocking at all. Couldn’t hold up that end of the theme. So I’ll keep thinking about it. But you know, “lesbian” is a very highly searched keyword. Hmmmm.
I just want to know about the Mormon lesbians that rock my world and my bed.
I vote for canceling Showtime. TV is much better on DVD anyway, and you can get it for free from the library. Well, not actually sure if they carry the L Word, but they have Big Love. And that’s kinda kinky.
My first reaction to your site was ‘here goes another confused soul”, and that may be true, you do seem to have a view of god, pretty twisted as far as following him goes, i guess you feel it’s your turn, but you know in your heart, god exsists, you may have been through some rough teachings or life experiences, but you have encountered faith, yours is weak, but you know it. your rebellious, intelligent, but stupid, smart but, dangerous. I don’t condemn anyone, we all have sinned and fall short, but…regardless of how you like your sin, you know it’s wrong. pray on it. keep your thithes. god dosen’t need it. you need the faith in giving it.
lol @ Marvin’s comment being one long run-on sentence.