My Top 10 April FOOLS
My top 10 list of April FOOLS is based on the definition of a fool being that of “a silly or stupid person; a person who lacks judgment or sense.” My criterion assumes that the person be alive, or appears to be alive. Two people on this list are going to hell for sure. I won’t say which two. Of course, one is already there.
10. Former Salt Lake City Mayor Rocky Anderson - hates people living in Davis County who commute to Salt Lake City
9. Michael Jackson (he represents all pedophiles for purposes of this list)
8. Donald Rumsfeld
7. Chris Buttars - gay hating bigot; Utah state senator, district 10
6. Gayle Ruzicka - President of Utah Eagle Forum
5. Russell Henderson and Aaron McKinney - murderers of Matthew Shephard
4. Dick Cheney (this is where the “appears to be alive”part comes in)
3. Bill O’Reilly
2. Satan
1. George W. Bush
Filed under: Ranting, Life Lessons, Lesbian, Politics
I don’t think Michael Jackson is a pedophile, personally. I just think he’s a demented being who is obsessed with childlike things because he was deprived of his own chance at childhood. I pity him.
Now that you mention it, maybe Dick Cheney is undead. He does rather resemble a zombie much of the time.
I agree whole heartedly with your list of April FOOLS, except for Satan…not sure I hate him. I blame the Church Lady and SNL for my confusion surrounding the Dark Lord.
Have you heard about George W. throwing the opening pitch at the opening day at the new Nationals ball park? My blog friend, Not a Girl, Not a Wino, had the following to say about it…
http://mamalikey.blogspot.com/
“The President of these United States threw out the first ball, which was met with a ridiculous number of boos. Not normal boos, like Michael Richards just made racist remarks boos, but mega throwdown boos, like Bush had just kicked a puppy being held by the Pope sitting on the lap of a disabled veteran.”