Miley Cyrus Kept Her Clothes On
I am happy to announce that during her entire 45 minute performance at Stadium of Fire, Miley Cyrus kept her clothes on. She even added some from time to time. And Annie Leibovitz was nowhere to be seen. I secretly suspect, however, that she was backstage tempting The Blue Man Group to take it all off in the name of art. (Are they naturally blue?)
Provo, Utah, is home of the annual Stadium of Fire held on BYU campus. Provo is the most Mormon city on the planet, which scares me. I was born there, but don’t tell anybody. (Kiplingers named it #10 on their list of 2008 best cities.) I was happy to see thongs, tatoos, and smokers in the parking lot. Yes. I felt much more at ease.
Daughter’s list of bests at The Stadium of Fire:
- Parachuters dropping into stadium with flags for each branch of the military
- Fireworks
- The Blue Man Group
- Miley Cyrus
- Live satellite link to three husbands of audience members serving in Iraq
My list of bests at The Stadium of Fire:
- Seeing my daughter happy
- Parachuters dropping into stadium with flags for each branch of the military
- Via satellite, when one of the military husbands in Iraq held up a University of Utah jersey and yelled “Go Utes”
- The Blue Man Group
- BYU vendors didn’t gouge on food prices (outside vendors…another story)
We had a blast. It took us longer to get out of the parking lot than it did to drive home. So what better excuse to stop at Wendy’s and get diet Cokes and fries at 1am. Yes.
PS I posted some photos of the evening on my flickr page.
You’re a good mother. Did you see the photo the DNews ran? Racier than Vanity Fair. It made my heart happy.
i had never, until now, considered blue man group men naked and blue all over. gives new meaning to banging on yer pipes…
in other news, i’m waiting for teri garr to become your ‘milf du jour’.
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I remember years ago, probably like 15 years ago, I went to the Stadium of Fire. A friend of my younger sisters had some extra tickets so she took the both of us. All I can remember about it was the fact that the stadium kept filling up with smoke because of the fireworks. Hah hah it seemed like every couple of minutes they would have to stop to let some of the smoke clear out. But it sounds like you had a blast, which is always a good thing!
Any mother willing to endure Miley Cyrus for the sake of her child is indeed a good mother.
And, if memory serves, I believe the Blue Men begin life spotted but become uniformly blue as they leave the nest and lose the need to camouflage themselves from predators.