I’ll Take Her Leftover Boobs
A very good friend is excited because after 15 years of trying, it looks like insurance will finally pay for the breast reduction she has wanted, and needed, for so long. Great news!
When she told me today, I asked her if I could have the leftovers to play with. “Ewwwwww” was her response. But always on the lookout for ways to make money, I see big bucks here.
Why just chuck the leftovers and call them medical waste. One person’s medical waste is a man’s (or Lesbian’s) sex toy. Big bucks in the sex shop store if the claim “made from real breasts” is included on the packaging. Real breast material treated and then hermetically sealed in a breast shaped form would sell like hotcakes. It would feel like the real thing because it would BE the real thing.
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Can it be directly “transfused”? I’ll start the bidding at $100.
I’ve never seen hotcakes sell out ANYWHERE.
Why stop at mere breasts? Why not make breast pillows, breast beds, breast bicycle seats? The opportunities are endless!
You’re lucky, though, you were born with breasts. If I had a pair I’m not sure I’d ever leave the house.
You know if I had known you then I most certanly let you play with mine.
But Hell I might just let you play with the rest.
HAHA
I would make biodiesel with it - this is a great use for fatty tissue (even from liposuction).
Personally I prefer to have people use them as pillows without being required to donate what’s inside…there is definitely more pleasure involved!
YALL ARE FREAKIN SICK YOU PERVS! THATS DISGUSTING!