I’ll Select the Spouse
Posted on January 25th, 2008 by Sterkworks
I don’t know who to vote for. Up until this week, I figured I would vote for Hillary. But now, I’m not so sure. I feel Hillary Clinton has the experience and political savvy to get things done. I feel Barack Obama is a breath of fresh air and would renew the US, and the world’s, faith as us in a country. I feel John Edwards really does care about the “little people.” And I love Mike Gravel’s pro gay marriage stance. Whew. What to do.
Maybe I will be shallow and decide who to vote for based on the candidates’ spouses “hotness” factor of 1 through 5.
- Mrs. Gravel, hotness factor = 2
- Mrs. Obama, hotness factor = 4
- Mrs. Edwards, hotness factor = 3.8
- Mr. Clinton, hotness factor = 0
So, according to my new scale, I need to either vote for Barack Obama or possibly John Edwards. Hmm. I’ll have to think about it.
Whew, Mrs. Obama is looking rough in that picture, but she’ll still get my vote! I like this way of choosing the candidates!