Effing A-Hole Mormon HOA President…Again
The “hates every woman who isn’t Mormon and dares stand up for herself” HOA president is on my shit list again. Or I am on his. Probably both.
My daughter and I went to a few homes in the parade of homes, then got a bite to eat and came home at 9pm. What did I see but a real estate “for sale” sign on the lawn in front of the HOA president’s father-in-law’s townhouse. And Greg, the Effing A-Hole HOA President was the Realtor!!!
Why did this make me upset? The “board” made a rule and sent out a newsletter two months ago saying that real estate signs could only be placed in the garden area of a townhouse…about 15 feet back from the road. So they made the rule, and they got to break it. Oh, and the HOA’s father-in-law is on the board of directors with one other person. Nobody else can stand them or will volunteer to be on the board.
I went in the house, my daughter and her two friends were walking down the street bouncing a basketball, and the ball hit the sign. The father-in-law came out and yelled at them. They were very scared and came home and told me. So I immediately went to the HOA president’s house and he wasn’t home. His mother-in-law was there watching the kids. I told her the sign was in violation of the HOA rules and she said I had to talk to Greg. So I left, pulled up the sign, and planted it in their garden area. Then I went home and turned off the satellite.
After about 40 minutes, I reconnected the satellite, sat down to catch up on Twitter, and my doorbell rang. It was the Effing HOA President, his bitch wife, and the near death father-in-law. “Did you turn off the satellite?” They asked.
I told them my power was on and my satellite was working fine and I was watching the history channel. (All true.) I then got a tongue lashing for moving the sign, which they had written permission from the board (themselves) to put where it was.
They then proceeded to ask why my dues were behind. They aren’t-they are paid for through July. Do you EVER check the deposit box at the club house? Obviously not.
My kid(s) make too much noise all night and keep their kids awake. Told him my daughter is in bed by 8:30pm every school night.
Told me I had all kinds of trash around my unit. What trash? A tether ball stand I moved to the back because it was too heavy for my brother-in-law to lift by himself. It is within the area of my unit. The HOA president was so angry he started coming into my house. I immediately thought SHIT my cell phone is upstairs. I told him NOT to cross my threshold and he backed away.
I then asked them if they were all Mormon and the dude lost it. Then his wife started chiming in. And they said my daughter turned out so bad because she isn’t Mormon. They then started to list off all kinds of fines they were going to give me and threatened to call the police. Go ahead and call them, I said. Be my guest.
Then they made a comment about my weight and my daughter’s weight and so I let if fly. Well fuck you, you fucking fuckers you are full of fucking shit and you can go fuck yourselves and your fucking Mormon Jesus, you fucking fuckers. Fuck, fuck, fuck. The wife said she was offended. Well fucking good for fucking you I said. And every fuck came out of my mouth with a smile.
They left. I went in the house and turned off the satellite. Brother-in-law suggests I get a digital recorder in case they harrass me again. I am thinking restraining order.
Filed under: Ranting, Life Lessons, Mormon, Am I Bad?
OMG!! Unbelievable! Good for you for giving it to them! See this is why I can’t live in UT. Mormons out side of UT are like normal people, and there are some nice ones in UT too, but there are SO many assholes.
You should get a digital recorder and you should also get a restraining order too!
I’m sorry you have to deal with such fucking fuckers! I am seething pissed. The nerve to say anything about weight or how your daughter isn’t right because she is not a brainwashed mormon. ASSHOLES!!!!!!!
Oh my god! What a toxic lot of people that is! She insults you and then she’s offended that you snapped back?!? It’s fucking fuckers like this who give Mormons a bad name. About half my friends are Mormon, and they are all very cool, decent folk who would never behave like this. These sumbitches have a lot of serious issues.
I’m sorry you have to live near that trash.
I vote you move. TO SLC!
@Sra I have “good” Mormon friends too. These people are asses. @Sarah I could move to SLC but couldn’t afford to buy anything. Cheap ass company I work for doesn’t give raises, but it would for sure help the commute.
What a negative environment to have to live in, I don’t know how you can stand it. Good for you for giving them what for, they were way over the line(s). I second the digital voice recorder, and suggest Olympus.
You know, there are very few Mormons here 600 miles to the east
just don’t go 60 miles south, they’re almost as bad as the Mormons down there.
I’ve not been reading for long but now I’m delurking to say :
There are some good people in the Mormon church. I used to be one of them.
I find the combination of religion and power DON’T go well together.
And this is bullshit.
The bishop’s son when I was 18 was sleeping with 2 different cheerleaders. Six months later he was on a mission? WTF?
I got 2 months probation for french kissing a guy?
Anyway, NOT ALL but a lot of them break the rules because they’ve made them… Totally pisses me off.
Anyway, I’m a wee bit hungover so I’m probably not very coherent but your neighbors seem like assholes. And I’m sorry.
They were going to call the police because you’re not mormon? Man, it’s worse than I thought. That sounds like a shitty place to live - I’m glad you turned the satellite off on those fucktards.
Because they are Mormon or not doesn’t affect how they run the HOA. You asking if they were Mormon was the first insult because I’m sure you said it in a nasty way.