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All Obama Supporters Are Liberal Elite Fatties

My daughter and I drove to a convenience store so I could buy some diet Pepsi. She drinks diet Coke. Traitor. She picked up that evil habit from my sister.
While we were in the store, and we were the ONLY patrons in the store, I started hearing a very loud man talking about the Marxist […]

Dad Didn’t Die

Dad was supposed to have shoulder replacement surgery this morning. I cannot believe his doctors approved it. It is elective surgery. He is 71 years old, 500 pounds, and has diabetes.
Sister picked up mom and dad at 5:30 am for his 7:30 am surgery. I was going to take my shift at 3 pm after […]

I Am Twisted

Actually, I don’t think I am twisted, my 10-year-old nephew says he is twisted…and I made him that way.
Last night I took my daughter and 12- and 10-year-old nephews to the haunted village at This Is The Place State Park in Salt Lake City. The 12-year-old used the 45 minute drive to explain to all […]

Adult Movies Make Me Feel Grown Up

I met a friend tonight for an adult movie. Okay, a “grown up” movie. One I wouldn’t go to with my daughter. W. was good. And funny. And sad.
In the downtown Salt Lake City parking garage, there were Barack Obama stickers everywhere. Tears in my eyes lurking under the surface. We’re talking Utah here. There […]

Sorry I’m Starving You, Daughter

So sorry daughter, that I wanted a salad for dinner and knowing we are out of lettuce, pulled in a drive-thru. So sorry the fast food joint I picked did not meet your approval and because of your passive-aggressive behavior you decided that nothing was acceptable for you to order.
So sorry there was nothing at […]

Am I a Bigot? Or does Dell just suck?

I spent 80 minutes today either on hold or attempting to speak to Dell technical support. All five people I spoke with were in India.
My Dell laptop got not a blue screen of death, but a black screen of death. It is thirty days old and I took it to the Best Buy (they suck […]