After doing some research this week, I have determined that the Mormon church is gay. And I don’t mean “gay” like the youth now use the term to mean “lame,” I mean GAY: queer, light in the loafers, homo, faggot, Graham Norton, fudge-packing gay.
Upon learning of the efforts and dollars the Mormon church is putting […]
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I ate Mormon wieners for dinner tonight.
Family comes first, and all of my family is Mormon. That means I go to Mormon baptisms, baby blessings, and in the near future missionary farewells. And my sister always invites my daughter and me to her ward parties (she is in charge of them). Sometimes I help her […]
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What I learned from my daughter’s sixth grade graduation today.
I will have tan grandchildren. Not only is my daughter’s tween “friend” who comes daily to play basketball black, today I met her friend Mike, who she is emailing with morning, noon, and night. He is Latino. Yea, I’m pretty sure I am going to have […]
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Tomorrow my daughter graduates from sixth grade. She has picked out her skirt and blouse that she will wear. She has practiced the songs her class will sing. She is excited.
I am excited for her. She has had some great teachers this year. The regular teachers, however, have turned into raging bulls the last two […]
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Being absolutely bored to tears by the nonstop coverage of the sad death of Tim Russert, I “happened upon” a news story that nobody is covering. As a civic duty, I share it with you here.
Amsterdam, The Netherlands — 18 June, 2008
Following the lead of the citizens of Lesbos, Greece, Johannes Van der Berg, Deputy […]
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Wow. I sounded so butch saying that. And I apologize to all of you men and women who came here thinking this would be a porn post. Yes, it is about sucking, but not in a good way. I shall try to be brief, but to sum it up, Prime Systems in Kaysville, Utah, sucks.
After […]
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My 16 year old, 5′5″, 140 pound self looked down at my 4′9″, 80 pound new aunt as she looked up at me and said, “How come you so fat? You never catch a man like this. How come you so fat?”
I was praying that after over 30 years in the United States, my imported […]
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Last weekend was Gay Pride. But they don’t call it Gay Pride. In Salt Lake City, it has evolved to “Pride.” In between the “Gay” version and the “Pride” version was the “GLBT Pride.” They changed it to Pride to be inclusive of the entire community. I liked the two versions prior.
I liked the version […]
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