Lovely, sweet, excellent daughter of mine. If you didn’t eat your first leftover bowl of cereal, what ever made you think you would eat your second leftover bowl of cereal?
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Yesterday: “Mom, tell dad that if he doesn’t make up a Christmas list, I am going to call your Bishop and get his temple recommend taken away.” Today: Dad has a Christmas list. Moral: Self-identified “saintly” high priests are afraid of their Bishop finding out they have a heathen daughter.
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President George W. Bush did not go to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier today. He was busy entertaining German Chancellor Angela Merkel somewhere in bloody Texas. And he probably screwed that up too by trying to give her another impromptu shoulder massage. Ms. Merkel is a smart woman and would certainly understand if he […]
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I am man enough to admit that I spent good money in the 1970s to see “Going Coconuts.”
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You know of my distaste for “God Bless America” Christmas cards. But being a hot marketing babe, I know a good opportunity when I see one. So, I think each year, I will design and sell a Christmas card for patriotic Americans.
Here is my 2007 limited edition Christmas card. Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, and Rush […]
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Cadillac has the best advertising line I have heard in years. “When you turn your car on . . . does it return the favor?” Will I buy a car because of it? Probably not. But I might at least look at one…in a year or so. But LOVE the ads.
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