I am happy to announce that during her entire 45 minute performance at Stadium of Fire, Miley Cyrus kept her clothes on. She even added some from time to time. And Annie Leibovitz was nowhere to be seen. I secretly suspect, however, that she was backstage tempting The Blue Man Group to take it all […]
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There are times on my freeway commute to work that I can actually drive the speed limit; and a lot faster. In an effort to conserve fuel, I try to stay under 65mph.
I have at times caught myself doing above 90 in Bella and not even realizing it. So I set my cruise control. This […]
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After doing some research this week, I have determined that the Mormon church is gay. And I don’t mean “gay” like the youth now use the term to mean “lame,” I mean GAY: queer, light in the loafers, homo, faggot, Graham Norton, fudge-packing gay.
Upon learning of the efforts and dollars the Mormon church is putting […]
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I ate Mormon wieners for dinner tonight.
Family comes first, and all of my family is Mormon. That means I go to Mormon baptisms, baby blessings, and in the near future missionary farewells. And my sister always invites my daughter and me to her ward parties (she is in charge of them). Sometimes I help her […]
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What I learned from my daughter’s sixth grade graduation today.
I will have tan grandchildren. Not only is my daughter’s tween “friend” who comes daily to play basketball black, today I met her friend Mike, who she is emailing with morning, noon, and night. He is Latino. Yea, I’m pretty sure I am going to have […]
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My 16 year old, 5′5″, 140 pound self looked down at my 4′9″, 80 pound new aunt as she looked up at me and said, “How come you so fat? You never catch a man like this. How come you so fat?”
I was praying that after over 30 years in the United States, my imported […]
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