After doing some research this week, I have determined that the Mormon church is gay. And I don’t mean “gay” like the youth now use the term to mean “lame,” I mean GAY: queer, light in the loafers, homo, faggot, Graham Norton, fudge-packing gay.
Upon learning of the efforts and dollars the Mormon church is putting […]
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I ate Mormon wieners for dinner tonight.
Family comes first, and all of my family is Mormon. That means I go to Mormon baptisms, baby blessings, and in the near future missionary farewells. And my sister always invites my daughter and me to her ward parties (she is in charge of them). Sometimes I help her […]
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What I learned from my daughter’s sixth grade graduation today.
I will have tan grandchildren. Not only is my daughter’s tween “friend” who comes daily to play basketball black, today I met her friend Mike, who she is emailing with morning, noon, and night. He is Latino. Yea, I’m pretty sure I am going to have […]
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My 16 year old, 5′5″, 140 pound self looked down at my 4′9″, 80 pound new aunt as she looked up at me and said, “How come you so fat? You never catch a man like this. How come you so fat?”
I was praying that after over 30 years in the United States, my imported […]
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I am beyond rude. But I don’t know why. Me, my sister, and our daughters made our annual round of visiting dead relatives today. As we pulled into the only open restaurant in Provo, Utah after our visit to the Provo City Cemetery, I noticed a note stuck to my windshield wiper.
“You are beyond rude […]
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