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I Am Dexter

Except for killing people, I have turned into Dexter. I walk amongst the Mormons and fit in. I don’t swear. I don’t call bullshit when someone glows over John McCain or Sarah Palin. I laugh at the Mormon jokes with which the CEO starts her meetings.
While others in the office have their headphones on listening […]

Carol Brady Speaking at Mormon Conference

I awoke from a nap today and on my television was Carol Brady speaking at Mormon Conference. This confused me because Mormon Conference is in April and October. I must admit that I had taken a Soma before my nap, as I was in great neck pain, so I thought maybe that was interfering with […]

Miss America, When I Knew Her

Do you remember Sharlene Wells? She became Miss America in 1985. And just by chance, it was the year after Vanessa Williams was de-throned as Miss America seven weeks before her reign ended when nude photos of her appeared in Penthouse Magazine (stupid decision to dethrone her…and they were great photos).
So who better to be […]

Annie Liebowitz and Her Lolita Lust?

I must admit that a little bit of urine leaks from my bladder whenever I receive anything in the mail from BYU (Brigham Young University), owned by the Mormon church. This doesn’t happen often, which is too bad because with all the floor mopping I would have to do, my kitchen floor would be spotless.
Last […]

Coochies, not Cookies

My sister called me last night confused about a show she had seen earlier in the day. I am her go-to person for “out of her comfort zone” sex questions. (I am also the go-to person for her hospital unit on trying to find out which stars are gay or not.) Apparently a female to […]

Some Lovely Holiday Gift Ideas

Looking for some great gift ideas for Christmas / Hannukuh / Kwanzaa / Solstice? I’ve put together a few items that I have either received, given, or purchased for myself that you might find useful. Remember, it is about what the recipient would enjoy…thus the variety I have included.
I would guess that you can find […]

Disney and Nick, Blasts from the Past

Although I try not to, I find myself watching TV tween soaps with my daughter… and I say it is for our bonding time. But I secretly get a thrill seeing the stars I grew up with now making a second go of things on the Disney Channel or Nickelodeon.
Lizzy McGuire’s dad Sam McGuire is […]

Queen Latifah, Call Me

So the writers’ strike begins today. I am sad for myself because I won’t get my evening dose of the Daily Show and the Colbert Report. (Where else shall I get my news?) But in all honesty, good writing runs the entertainment world, doesn’t it? All other talents use good writing as the foundation for […]