Although I never once exposed my butt crack, I once was a plumber. For an evening.
I needed extra money in my late teens, so I went to work with my plumber uncle and helped him out. I cut copper pipe, roughed up the edges, and put plumbing flux on them, getting the pipes ready for […]
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My very good, exceptional Mormon friend Rachel told me today that God got me laid off my job. God works in mysterious ways. There is something better waiting. Everything happens for a purpose. We laughed our asses off. She is kidding of course. And one of those good Mormons I love. Live and let live.
The […]
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It seems I am the last to get my Utah Voter Information Pamphlet. My fellow Utahns have already read this, but I find this so disrespectful, I must share with those who live outside of Zion.
Dell Schanze’s (Superdell) claim to fame was that he owned a computer store in Utah and did zany commercials. The […]
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Dad called me a pessimist. I think I am quite positive, and this afternoon I positively had to pee. So me, daughter, and my sis stopped at mom and dad’s house while running errands. Sis won’t use public restrooms. She never has. She works in a hospital and won’t use the restrooms. Weird.
Dad offered some […]
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Neither Obama or McCain convinced the other side to convert. Of course I think Obama “won” because I am an Obama supporter.
The most frightening thing to me was that it sounded like McCain wants to start the cold war again. Yikes. That was more frightening that the current economic meltdown. Are you old enough to […]
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What would I do with $700 billion dollars?
Pay off my townhouse and car. I would be completely out of debt.
Pay off all my relative’s debts.
Buy a rambler.
Pay someone to clean my rambler.
Pay for a friend’s adoption costs.
Pay someone to take care of the yard work for my rambler.
Have a house visit by a massage therapist […]
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