I got three hours of sleep last night after my very soul satisfying spewing forth of the F word to my Mormon neighbors. I wrote an email to Greg at about two o’clock this morning. Much more was spewed forth in our “conversation” last night, and I refer to some of them here.
Greg,
After our conversation […]
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The “hates every woman who isn’t Mormon and dares stand up for herself” HOA president is on my shit list again. Or I am on his. Probably both.
My daughter and I went to a few homes in the parade of homes, then got a bite to eat and came home at 9pm. What did I […]
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I am happy to announce that during her entire 45 minute performance at Stadium of Fire, Miley Cyrus kept her clothes on. She even added some from time to time. And Annie Leibovitz was nowhere to be seen. I secretly suspect, however, that she was backstage tempting The Blue Man Group to take it all […]
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After doing some research this week, I have determined that the Mormon church is gay. And I don’t mean “gay” like the youth now use the term to mean “lame,” I mean GAY: queer, light in the loafers, homo, faggot, Graham Norton, fudge-packing gay.
Upon learning of the efforts and dollars the Mormon church is putting […]
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I ate Mormon wieners for dinner tonight.
Family comes first, and all of my family is Mormon. That means I go to Mormon baptisms, baby blessings, and in the near future missionary farewells. And my sister always invites my daughter and me to her ward parties (she is in charge of them). Sometimes I help her […]
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