Yes, that could be the title of a porn movie. Kind of; it would have to be a little stranger. But all of my friends laugh at me, and rightly so, whenever they invite me to lunch. “Where do you want to go?” And usually my answer is, “I need meat.” Meat. Meat. Meat. Then […]
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I want to be able to get up in the morning and make my daughter a healthy breakfast, and make sure her clothes match and aren’t wrinkled. I want to chat with her before she heads off to the school bus.
I want to walk on the treadmill for 30 minutes, have some coffee, and watch […]
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Yea! I took today and tomorrow off work. That is good item number one. Yea! I get really good drugs. That is good item number two.
Later today I am heading over to the hospital for an EGD (Esophagogastroduodenoscopy for you Fat Doctor types). I’m not fond of the gastro who is doing this. He seemed […]
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This blog post is dedicated to all of my online and offline friends who are in varying stages of going crazy, thinking they are going crazy, getting over being crazy, or are crazy and are just fine with it.
Some clues that you might have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder).
You check the baby’s room for the cat, […]
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Do you ever feel like you could really and truly be going clinically crazy? My fantasy is that after I get my daughter raised, I could go live in a cave, of course temperature controlled, no bats, and wired for high speed everything electronic. And stay there forever. I could have groceries delivered to me. […]
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I am not a doctor or pharmacist. I am, however, a consumer of health care goods and services. You are too, I suspect. And tonight, I am pissed.
This year I have had more health issues than I have any other time in my life. I have had the great fortune of living without disease, injury, […]
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