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What Would I Do with $700 Billion Dollars

What would I do with $700 billion dollars?

Pay off my townhouse and car. I would be completely out of debt.
Pay off all my relative’s debts.
Buy a rambler.
Pay someone to clean my rambler.
Pay for a friend’s adoption costs.
Pay someone to take care of the yard work for my rambler.
Have a house visit by a massage therapist […]

My Big Uncoordinated Head

My weekend was pretty much a blur. I am finally coming out of the fog that started when I slammed my head into the hatchback of Stella, my Passat Wagon. I told the VW dude that the hatchback didn’t always open completely. But of course, when a car is in the shop, it always works […]

Yoplait is Making Americans Fat

Yogurt is an interesting marketing study, as it is repackaged every two or so years depending on what the latest diet trend is. Currently, it is being marketed to help digestive conditions. Well duh, that is how it was being marketed in the 70s when I first tasted it.
I try to do no sugar. And […]

A Totally Venting Feel Like Shit Blog Post

Why can’t I just give myself permission to feel like shit and be okay with that?
I felt like shit today. Still do. And tomorrow I have so much to do and don’t know how I am going to get it all done. Grocery shopping, laundry, daughter needs capris and sandals, I won’t even attempt cleaning. […]

Lesbian Craving Meat

Yes, that could be the title of a porn movie. Kind of; it would have to be a little stranger. But all of my friends laugh at me, and rightly so, whenever they invite me to lunch. “Where do you want to go?” And usually my answer is, “I need meat.” Meat. Meat. Meat. Then […]

And People in Hell Want Ice Water

I want to be able to get up in the morning and make my daughter a healthy breakfast, and make sure her clothes match and aren’t wrinkled. I want to chat with her before she heads off to the school bus.
I want to walk on the treadmill for 30 minutes, have some coffee, and watch […]

Swallowing a Camera on Good Drugs

Yea! I took today and tomorrow off work. That is good item number one. Yea! I get really good drugs. That is good item number two.
Later today I am heading over to the hospital for an EGD (Esophagogastroduodenoscopy for you Fat Doctor types). I’m not fond of the gastro who is doing this. He seemed […]

You might have OCD if…

This blog post is dedicated to all of my online and offline friends who are in varying stages of going crazy, thinking they are going crazy, getting over being crazy, or are crazy and are just fine with it.
Some clues that you might have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder).

You check the baby’s room for the cat, […]