Carol Brady Speaking at Mormon Conference
I awoke from a nap today and on my television was Carol Brady speaking at Mormon Conference. This confused me because Mormon Conference is in April and October. I must admit that I had taken a Soma before my nap, as I was in great neck pain, so I thought maybe that was interfering with my lucidity.
Slowly I realized that I wasn’t watching Carol Brady giving a talk at Mormon Conference. I was listening to Sarah Palin give a speech somewhere.
My sister threatened to move to Mexico if John McCain didn’t pick Mitt Romney as his running mate. I will miss her. And if by Satan’s hand John McCain wins the presidency, and Ms. Palin cooks up a batch of homemade moose hot dogs for the inaugural ball, I have to make a very serious decision. Do I move to Canada or Australia?
Filed under: Humor, Mormon, Politics, Television
Australia! And Sandy and I will join you.
I for one will be going to Italy if that motherfucker happens to win, but at least we’ll have the interwebs to compare notes!
I am laughing my ass off… That is the single best comparison of Sarah Palin that I’ve heard so far. Thanks for the chuckle!
For the record, McCain WON’T win. It’s virtually impossible in my opinion. But if he does, I’m going to Canada.
I’d go for Australia…they love our accent and are easy-going due to not having frozen death every winter…although I suppose all the other things that can kill you are a bummer, now that I think about it.
Still, better than a McCain-run America, yo.
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That’s funny, I’ve planning to run off to Canada if McCain wins too. What a pain in the ass that would be. So let’s hear it for Obama!
I’m going to Canada, myself. I’m certainly hoping that it doesn’t come to that.
That was my exact thought when I watch Palin speak. I kept thinking that I was watching some Relief Society conference. How much worse can it get?